Build something amazing
Everything you need to launch, grow, and scale your business.
Built for the group chat
A brand-new playground. Here's what we promise.
Ten seconds to a crest
No sign-up wall to play. Type a name, watch a ridiculous club appear instantly.
Always shareable
Every export is sized for TikTok, Reels, and Shorts. Built to be reposted, not framed.
No fake hype
We just launched. No invented review counts here — only the clubs you and the crowd actually make.
The toolkit
Everything you need to build the internet's dumbest league
AI Logo Generator
Describe a vibe and get a full crest in seconds \u2014 ironic mascots, fake foundation dates, motto and all. The funniest ones basically design themselves.
AI Kit Designer
Home, away, and absurd third kits generated to match your crest.
League Simulator
Throw your clubs into a season and watch Toaster FC lift the trophy.
Community Voting
The crowd ranks the funniest clubs. Climb the weekly leaderboard.
Weekly Viral Challenges
A fresh theme every week. Generate, submit, and let the crowd crown the champion.
Plans
Start free. Go feral.
Play for nothing, upgrade when your league gets out of hand.
Kickabout
For casual chaos
$0/month
- 10 club generations / day
- Standard-res logo downloads
- Vote in the community
- Watermarked shares
Pro Striker
For the serial poster
$6/month
- Unlimited generations
- High-res, watermark-free files
- AI kit designer (all 3 kits)
- League simulator
- Priority on the leaderboard
Club Owner
For creators & merch sellers
$19/month
- Everything in Pro Striker
- Print-ready merch exports
- Commercial license
- Host private leagues
- Early access to new challenges
Questions, answered
The honest rundown before you start generating.
Name a club. Break the group chat.
Free to start, no credit card, no skills required. Your first ridiculous crest is ten seconds away.